Land Rover: The Home Stretch

Mr. Wolf has been working the phones, looking for a good carrier to transport the Land Rover from Bay Area to Jefferson City.

“Got a pick up window with a great carrier, next Wednesday -Friday (Aug 15-17). They’ll tighten up the window early next week. They’re sending a driver that handles the Bonham’s & Gooding auction vehicles. I figure a week or less on the road depending upon how many stops they have to make before you.”

Sounds like we might see the thing in JC by August 24.

The Land Rover is done

Mr. Wolf has thoroughly vetted my truck and pronounced it done. If you’ve been following the story here you know what a laborious process that has been. He knew he was sending the truck to someone who doesn’t own a wrench (I’ll get some! I’ll get some!) and wanted to find and fix everything he could. He’ll arrange for transport and when we have a delivery date I’ll post it here. Tentative plan is to unload in one of the parking lots of the Capital Mall west of Jefferson City.

Now that he has the truck shipshape, Mr. Wolf added the badge I had made. I think I can safely say this Land Rover is one of a kind. Thanks entirely to his tireless efforts.

UPDATE: Not so long ago the idea of naming a vehicle would have gotten some serious eye-rolling from me. Any reference to the Land Rover would probably start and end with “the truck.” Now I’m not so sure. Depending on how much personality the truck acquires, I won’t be surprised if I find myself referring to “Mr. Wolf.” If the truck lives long enough to acquire a soul, it will be because of his efforts.

Land Rover: On the Road

Update on July 31, 2018: “She’s driving great, fires right up in about half a crank, hot or cold. The valve cover gasket is leaking, so tomorrow I will reseal it… and relocate the temp sensor for the electric fan. Easy stuff! There wasn’t any street parking left at this job site (above). No problem for a guy in a Rover!


Mr. Wolf is putting more miles on the new engine. “She’s runnin’ fine today! I’m all over Portola Valley today, so lots of 40-50 mph roads.” According to the Google Maps note, Portola Valley is the wealthiest town in America per the American Community Survey, based on per-capita income for communities larger than 4,000.

This photo confirms my decision to move the spare from the bonnet to the tub of the truck. I switched because it took all these 70-year-old guns had to hoist the bonnet with the tire on it. But from the photo above it’s clear I’d be giving up some view of the road.

Land Rover: Almost ready to ship

It would be difficult to find someone who knows less about cars and trucks than I do. In 50+ years of driving I’ve never done more than change a flat tire. Never changed the oil or put on new wiper blades. Never had an interest. So nobody was more surprised than I when I decided to purchase a vintage Land Rover.

I’ve run into a few people over the years with a passion for old vehicles and every one of them loved messing with them and and fixing them up. Anything from a full nuts-and-bolts restoration to a tune-up, they all had a garage full of tools and loved getting their hands greasy.

I just wanted to have and drive an old Land Rover. Which is how I wound up working with Grayson Wolf more than a year ago. As a “concierge buyer” his role is to help people like me find a particular car or truck. The ten percent finders fee probably discourages a lot of folks, especially those guys I describe above. They know enough — or think they do — to find a good deal and then fix it up when they get it home.

Finding me a Land Rover should have taken no more than a few months. At least that’s my guess. Mr. Wolf gets his fee and moves on to help the next guy. How my journey wound up taking more than a year (and costing almost twice the original estimate) is here for those that missed it. But through it all, Grayson stuck by me. But now we’re near the end. He’s driving my truck to find and fix the hundred-and-one little things that need fixing on a restored vintage truck. From today’s email:

“Just looking for the usual suspects: loose things, things that need minor adjustment. Yesterday I stopped in San Carlos to pick something up and when I got back out to the truck the starter trigger wire had fallen off, so I couldn’t engage the starter. The little female spade connector just didn’t have enough bite to hang on to the terminal on the starter, so I just pinched it a little tighter and plugged it back in. Problem permanently solved! The throttle cable needed a minor adjustment and lubrication. Also, the steering wheel was a bit off center after Philippe adjusted the steering box, so I straightened that out. I also removed the fancy new Old Man Emu steering stabilizer I put on before it went to Philippe, as it was making the steering too heavy at low speeds. I will include it with the truck when it ships out, and if it needs to be reinstalled (too much kick-back through the wheel when driving on rough dirt roads) it pops on with two 14mm nuts, very easy. With your fancy new workbench, this will be a walk in the park for a Rover owner like yourself!”

“I put about 100 km on the truck yesterday, and aside from the minor things mentioned above, she’s driving great. I’d like to drive it for another couple days, then do an oil change (brand new engines often pollute the first round of oil quickly) and it should be good to go.”

He’ll put the Land Rover on an enclosed transport truck and in a few days or a week or whatever, we’ll all gather in a big parking lot here in Jefferson City and watch my truck roll down the ramp. Not the end but a new beginning.

Burning Man Bike


Mr. Wolf had a few cars and trucks stashed in a friend’s warehouse where I spotted this old bicycle. “Looks like something you’d see at Burning Man,” I observed. Turns out I was right. The warehouse was filled with a giant metal sculpture (disassembled) that had graced the playa at some recent Burning Man. The builder/artist is trying to find a home for the massive piece.

Cars too nice to drive

In just a day-and-a-half I saw millions of dollars worth of vintage automobiles. I’m guessing that if you can afford one of these, you can afford several. And cannot resist doing so. But where to you keep a car that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars? We visited one of those places and saw this beautiful collection.

Mr. Wolf has a few clients that pay him to drive their cars once a month to keep them tuned up and ready. Nice work, huh? I asked about security and Mr. Wolf pointed out the difficulty in fencing a car like these.

Visiting the truck and Mr. Wolf

Mr. Wolf picked me up at the airport in a vintage Italian sports car and headed straight for Philippe’s garage (reaching speeds of 100 mph)

The engine is in and Philippe expects everything will be wrapped up — wait for it — by the end of next week.

Since arriving I have seen exotic vehicles worth millions (?) and met some really nice and interesting people. I’ll post a proper report and more photos upon my return.