If someone can see you, mask up.

Katie Notopoulos, writing BuzzFeed’s How To Plague advice column:

“A good way to gauge the amount of distance where it’s OK to dangle your mask around your neck or off one ear is to imagine your mouth is your asshole. If you were completely alone, it would be fine to let your nude tushy hang out, but you’d want to pull on your pants as soon as you saw anyone coming, even from 100 feet away. Basically, if someone can see you, mask up.”

Custom mask by Tonya Lear.


Why you should wear a facemask

  1. If we all run around naked and someone pees on you, you get wet right away.
  2. If you are wearing pants, some pee will get through, but not as much. So you are better protected.
  3. But if the guy who pees also is wearing pants, the pee stays with him and you do not get wet.

 

Yuval Noah Harari: COVID-19’s Impact on Humankind


I’ve read all three of Yuval Noah Harari’s books and found them… interesting, to say the least. I’ve been eager to hear his take on COVID-19 and was a little surprised to get it from an interview by James Corden, who I think of as a late-late-night comedian. But his questions were brief and to the point and he allowed his guest to answer the questions without interrupting.

“ambulatory sacks of virus”

“Anyone else getting a bit … relaxed about all this? I say this as someone who washes his hands after reading about COVID-19, because all hypochondriacs know you can get something just by perusing a list of symptoms. But have we become, let’s say, slightly less alarmed? You keep your distance from the other ambulatory sacks of virus, previously known as “people,” and you don’t feel all that anxious.”

“Of course, that’s the last thing we should be. We should be determined to hunker as long as it takes.”

James Lileks

The same thing at the same time

“There’s never been a time in modern human history when every person is seriously worried about the same thing at the same time. And there’s never before been a ubiquitous threat that can be so instantly broadcast to a world of 7.8 billion people.”

— David Ropeik, consultant on risk management and former instructor in risk communication at the Harvard School of Public Health

Hunkered Down

UPDATE: This is definitely a work in progress. My uke guru is suggested some changes. Thinking it might be fun to add one new verse a week for as long as COVID-19 hangs around. We’re talking epic. (Put this on YouTube for anyone having trouble streaming here.)

UPDATE: I’m going to record this again and change “Chinese Virus” to “Donald Trump’s Virus”