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St. Louis Post-Dispatch: “The Missouri Senate has postponed a special legislative session focused on limiting COVID-19-related lawsuits after a COVID-19 outbreak within its ranks.”

Lots of COVID denial in Missouri even as our cases soar. No mask mandate for us, thank you very much. So the classic Jack Benny bit seems apropos.

COVID-19: “Wear a mask or I’ll infect you and make you really sick or kill you! What’s it going to be?!”

MISSOURI LEGISLATOR: (long pause) “I’m thinking! I’m thinking!”