(Wikipedia) Paul Rudnick is an American writer. His plays have been produced both on and off Broadway and around the world. He is also known for having written the screenplays for several movies, including Sister Act, Addams Family Values, Jeffrey, and In & Out.
I’ve been reading his stuff all morning and have yet to find one that wasn’t laugh-out-load funny.

Ivanka says she won’t be joining her Dad’s campaign to focus on:

• Guarding her money in a cave
• Learning her kids’ names
• Teaching Jared to sound out big word
• Telling the mirror “Good job!”
• Shrieking at the new nanny, “No eye contact! Tiffany, we talked about this!”