“You’d be miserable too if you’d married that guy you banged twice in high school.”

The honor goes to Laurie at 23/6 (Some of the News, Most of the Time). It tops a little poll: What advice would you give Levi and Bristol? Options include:

• You can see Russia from the Palin home. Run to it.
• What’s the problem? Ignoring each other is how me and the missus have lasted this long.
• Cancel the wedding and give the baby up for adoption to a childless pro-lifer, like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh.

You can see the results if you take the poll at 23/6. I just love silly shit like this.