I’m not a state fair kind of guy. I’m just not. But that just shows you how little imagination and creativity I possess. And why I missed the Hoosier Hunt at this year’s Missouri State Fair.
The Hoosier Hunt is what happens when black humor meets the digital age. You fire up your camera phone and bring back the following images:
- Mullet
- Marlboro T-Shirt
- Woman 2x as big as her man
- Matching shirts
- Camel Toe or Melvin
- Best girl’s ass (not your wife)
- Best boy’s ass (not your husband)
- Most tattoos
- Most in need of having roots done
- Picture in stranger’s hat
- In same shot with girl with “D” cups
- Picture with someone famous
- In shot with Jeff Gordon fan
- Woman in bikini top
- Man/woman in overalls
- Someone eating a turkey leg
- Person wearing air-brushed T-Shirt
- Woman with 80’s hair
- Woman without a bra
- Big belt buckle
- Someone barefoot
- Wearing two articles of John Deere clothing
- Ugliest person with Big & Rich T-Shirt
- Ugliest person with Cowboy Troy T-Shirt
- Fat woman/man in belly shirt
- Most facial hair
If you don’t find this amusing, you’re probably in one of the photos above. And, god willing, I will be able to share the winning images with you. I’m told there were three teams competing in this Hoosier Hunt and they’re compiling the winning photos and will share them here.
Les came up with another good idea: give double or triple points for combining photos (like in Scrabble): someone famous, with tattoo and D cup. Wait, too easy.
Woman w/o bra and facial hair… Damn, still too easy.
Maybe this isn’t such a good idea.
I think the idea is hilarious, and even funnier, I know for a fact that I could have easily ended up in one of those pictures. Can’t wait to see the results.