Dave Morris is blogging from the Country Radio Seminar in Nashville, which now has a smoking ban:

“…all around our hotel there are signs that sell the virtues of something called Nicogel – a hand gel which contains nicotine… rub it on and get your fix. I’ve certainly “milked” the whole concept of killing two birds with one stone by masturbating with it. Problem is, you’d really want to follow that up with a cigarette.”

If that’s original, it’s a pretty good line. If Dave stole it…it’s still a good line.